Adult sms
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
Adult sms
Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..
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Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli”oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai”
Car wala bola, ” mein b yahi samjha tah”
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Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy
Dr.
kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi..
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
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Books And Study
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In a bath room, a boy touchez a girl every where!
Yu Know who was dat boy? Stupid Itz Life boy Soap!
Dirty pple alwayz think dirty.
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Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
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School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher say kahaa:
Madam jee Thodee ap koshish karoo,
thodee hum kartay hein,
bachaa tou nikal hee jaye gaa…!
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