Erotic sms
Sunday, December 6th, 2009Erotic sms (Erotic Message)
He took me 4rm a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry,
I’m a bottle of wine..
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Why men walk more and women talk more?
Coz men have three legs and women hav 4 lips
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What iz hairy on da outside and moist inside, begins with a ‘C’ ends with a ‘T’ and has U’ and ‘N’ in da middle?
Answer: COCUNUT.
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I really, deeply wish dat u r here wid me in my room, on my bed & lights iz off & we get under da cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in da dark
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Dat innocence dat yu possesss in yr eyez & conversationz happen in yr eyez.i hold yu dear yu are da goddess of my heart.
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There r so many ways 2 say I love you tht u should alwayz seek the opportunity 2 do so. Becz at the end of the day, that’s really all that matters.
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