There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day [...]
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted [...]
Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.
Physics:- “Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Computer:- “Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)
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