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Officon main chori chori jate hain shaohar internet par…boss jo aajaye tu khidki ghaib kardete hain internet par

Wah! Wah janaab wah….ROTFL!!!! that was some nazm…truly the first \’e-sher\’ if there ever was one!!badnaseeb hain yeh bechaare jo itni oomda nazm ka maza na le sake!!! mujhe to bhot mazaa aaya…!!! We want more bhaimiya…keep them coming

Slowly,silently,now the moon
Walks the night in her silver shoon;
This way, and that, she peers, and sees,
Silver fruit upon silver trees;

Funny Ghazal

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karnaa,
wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karty karty,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya.

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Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho
ur file not found.

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kaise bataon kya ho tum
khattara car ho tum
bina light ka lamp ho tum
bina law ki mombatti ho tum
kya samjhta hai khud ko
patla khada hua danda ho tum
kisi murgi ka sada hua anda ho tum
padosiyo ke gale ka fanda ho tum

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Raat yon dil main teri, khoyi hui yaad ayi,
Jasay viraaneay mein chupke se bahaar a jaye.
Jasay sahraaon mein haule se chale baad-e-naseem,
Jasay bimaar ko be-wajaa qaraar a jaye.

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Jb se begum ne muje murga bana rakha ha
MaiN ne nazroN ke tara sir be jhuka rakha ha

Bartano! Aaj mere sir pe baraste kyuN ho
MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha ha

Pehle Belen ne banaya tha mere sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimty ne mera gaal saja rakha ha

Sare kapre tu jala dale haiN begum ne
tan chupane ko Banyan phata rakha ha

Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tera
Jis ne khud ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha ha

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha ha

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Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

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Student : Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas Tu Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number He Dila Daitay

Teacher: Yun Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas Tu Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay He Bana Daitay

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Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi ha
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhe ha

Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhe ha
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhe ha

Kehtay hain rakhe hoi cheez buhat kaam at hai
is liye tu main ne rakhe se laga rakhe ha

Ab haqeqat tu yeah batanay ke liye rakhe ha
ke rakhe ne raaton ke neend urda rakhe ha

Yeah kia main ne rakhe rakhe laga rakhe ha
us rakhe ne to kisi aur se be bana rakhe ha

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