Funny Questions
Sunday, December 6th, 2009Funny Questions
Why do men alwaz have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…
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Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis ka
samane mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
” Maaf karo Baba”
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Question: What has 4 wheels & flies?
Ans: garbage truck!
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Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata toy us ka naam kya hota?
?
?
?
?
adidas.
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If you try 2 fail, and succeed,
which have u done?
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Why does not baking soda freeze?
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Why iz there a top line on lined paper if we never uze it?
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If it’s true Dat we r here 2 help others, then wat exactly r De others here 4?
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Teacher : “Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down his father’s Chery tree, bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn’t punish him ?
1 Student: ” Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.
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Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, Y do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Q: Why r there so few Buddhist rhythm & blues bands?
A: Becoz Buddhists don’t have any soul.
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Professer : if I saw a man beating a donkey & stopped him, wat virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love
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Q: Wat iz the thinnest book in the world?
A: “Wat Men Know About Women.”
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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MISS : Can any body giv an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pappu : Teacher, my Mother & Father got married on the same day & at the same time.
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If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in HELL!!!!!
Days after marriage
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law
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There is always “DRIVE SLOW” board near schools.
But not near girl’s college. Why?
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Teacher : “Sam, U talk alot !”
Sam : “Its our family tradition”.
Teacher : Wat do U mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa waz a street hawker, my father iz a teacher.
Teacher : “What abt ur mother?”
Sam : “She’z a woman”.
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Hello, ths iz Death! Plz answer when U R ready
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Q. Wht iz da height of optimism?
A. Sehwag coming out 2 bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Q: Woh kya hy jo Dil main han, Mann main hy pr Dhadkan main ni?
.
Socho socho
?
Ans. Aary Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Q: Wat r the 2 reasons Y men don’t mind their own business?
A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.
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Q. RAM SEETA HY … TO RAM KAUN HY ??
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Ans – TAILOR ( darzi )
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