Greatest Collection of sms messages

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: My sweet baby, my chicky chicky, my gulgula. Would you marry me ?

Funniest Boyfriend: Are you proposing me or adopting me ?

Funny Hindi Girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree

Monkey: Why are you climbing up?

Funny Hindi Girl: To eat apples.

Monkey: But this is a mango tree.

Girl: I know, I brought apples with me.

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

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Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

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Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.