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Khalid Pyar tujhe bhi hai hum se,hum maante hain Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati. ******************************************** Yaad teri aati hai to jaan nikal jaati hai Youn har pal [...]

1 Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha
Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama leti ho?

Nargis:Rs.50,000

Admi:Such bta?

Nargis:ROZI pe baithi hn Jhot thori BOLO ge

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate hain, BETA!

Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti,

Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti

Geo Ustad..

.1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty